so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.
i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!
right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll face & put it inside an EMPTY box.

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK. 

What a boss.

parenting: you’re doing it right.

(Source: caatio, via jessieblush)